Oh, look at the clock. It’s time to watch Glengarry Glen Ross!

TextExpander can just about kiss my tuckus right now. I had been wondering what was causing me to overflow the typing buffer on my Mac.

Any day that ends at the irish bank is a good one. Any day that ends at the irish bank and someone else picks up the tab is a great one.

Ugh. I never noticed OmniGraphSketcher doesn’t have a log or semi-log scale. Excel and Illustrator it is.

RT @jamesdoleman: @BorowitzReport Operation Regime Change you Can Believe in” #rejectedmissionnames

RT @migueldeicaza: Video of the most amazing hack of the year: http://bit.ly/fO6Oex

I like how Apple has learned from MSFT in mail application design. My favorite is how Mail.app emulates LookOut’s hang-and-crash feature.

DST stands for “Go to bed at 7am” in Latin. True fact.

And to all you weenies with your batch filename suffix renamers, learn a little bit about your shell. #{tag%this}twitter

The cat likes to attack my food. I think she knocked in a piece of (dry) cat food. Good to know I won’t throw it up in Zombieland.

These crunchy snacks are tasty but they could use some salt. http://t.co/zOBRsQr

LaTeX: When you absolutely, positively, have to fake up a professional looking document from a crappy outline in ten minutes or less.

Who broke the bloody thermostat? It’s 34° F outside! #bay_area_freezorist_attack

I can’t get at&t reception in the Verizon building but I can tweet in a tunnel under the OCEAN.

You win at license plates. http://post.ly/1f9Z4

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